5 reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it

From espinola.net

1. We only want one thing -- no exceptions.
2. We fall in love with you before we can have that thing, and then fall back out once we've had it -- where as women conversely fall in love afterward.
3. We will lie, cheat, steal, or murder, in order to get that thing.
4. We freely admit to numbers 1 through 3 -- and women don't care.
5. You can't live without us!

• As quoted by Ray Summers during a game of darts on the Showtime series Dead Like Me